WOLVERINE VS GREEN HORNET
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ALASKIAN LOG MILL The Green Hornet pulled up outside the logging mill in Black Beauty. Kato at the wheel, the Hornet left to inspect. Only to find Wolverine waiting for him in the rafters above.
3:03 P.M - Wolverine leapt down from the above rafters with his claws out and aimed forward the Green Hornet. Hornet raised his gun and sprayed Wolverine with his notable knock-out gas.
3:05 P.M. Hornet declared himself the winner, claiming the knock-out gas had a record of hours at a time. The judges disagreed and instituted the 3 minute incapacitation rule. Hornet unhappily accepted this.
3:06 P.M. While Hornet relaxed in the main office of the log mill, Wolverine easily recovered from the knock out gas.
3:15 P.M. While Hornet sat in the office, reading and admiring a specific newspaper from a pile, Wolverine began to use his claws to silently slice away at several large tree trunks.
3:20 P.M. Hornet finally realizing that several minutes had passed, left the office to investigate why he had not been declared the winner only to find Wolverine missing and the lights to the mill shutting off.
3: 25 P.M. Hornet made his way through several isles of the mill when suddenly some of the table saws turned on. Out of nowhere, logs began to load onto the conveyor belts at high speed and would roll over the saws being split into two pieces and launched forward in the process.
3:35 P.M. This continued for a short while as Hornet did his best to avoid the logs. Jumping, ducking, stopping short anything he could do avoid being hit by the heavy objects at high speed.
3:40 Hiding under one of the machines, Hornet did his best to try and radio Kato in the car. No response. Hornet, under no attack anymore, snuck out of the back door and around the building to the Black Beauty. Sliced into several pieces, deflated tires and a broken and bloody Kato under a large piece of engine.
3:44 P.M. Hornet did his best to try and remove the pieces of the car covering a dying Kato. Just as he began to get the momentum to lift it off, a single claw impaled the Hornet from behind. The body of Hornet struggled for a minute as Wolverine lifted him into the air.
Sorry Kid.
WINNER: WOLVERINE
Superhero Battle Rules:
One hour time limit.
Rendering opponent immobile for longer than 3 minutes constitutes a win.
Players may forfeit at any time by discarding their weapons or removing their masks.
Who will win? Stayed tuned!
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