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Commentator Recap: GOTHAM CITY – A battle of comedic rogues unfolded this afternoon. Both men entered in their own particular fashion – the Joker with his clown masked henchmen and the Trickster crashing through the skylight with an advanced wiring rig. 4:13 P.M. – The Joker’s henchmen opened fire on the Trickster as he let loose marbles from his pocket. The marbles fell through the air and exploded on impact with the ground taking out all but one of the Joker’s henchmen. 4:17 P.M – As the smoke engulfed much of the bank the Joker wafted through, spraying acid from his pocket flower in random directions. Screams could be heard as hostages where burned on the ground. 4:23 P.M – As the smoke cleared from the area, a hiss could be heard somewhere in the room. The Joker realized he had made his way face to face with a giant circus cannon, aimed directly towards him. The wick had been lit and was right at it’s end. A giant array of confetti and smoke blew out of the cannon. The Joker, unfazed, looked up to see the Trickster on top of the cannon. 4:30 P.M. – The Joker looked up and aimed his gun directly at the trickster, proclaiming, “Oooo, watch me now! Watch me!” The Trickster grinned as the Joker pulled the trigger. A “BANG!” flag emerged from the barrel of the gun. The Trickster chuckled to himself as the Joker keeps the gun pointed at him. Joker slowly inches closer, “Do you even think you’re in my league?” Click. The gun doesn’t fire. The Joker rattles the gun, the BANG Flag flapping in the air. Nothing. “Aw, I picked the cute one. Ah well. The old fashioned way.” The remaining Joker henchman emerges behind the Trickster and hits him with the blunt of his gun, knocking him unconscious. 4:38 P.M – Sirens arrive outside the Bank. “Time for the ultimate bait and trick.” 4:43 P.M. – Outside the Gotham National Bank the police form a blockade at every exit. The entire place is surrounded. Without warning a massive explosion comes from inside the Bank, and a body comes flying through the front 2nd story windows. The Trickster’s body comes flying through with bags of cash in hand. His body lands lifeless onto one of the police cars to the horror of the crowd that has gathered inside. 4:45 P.M. – Police Commissioner Gordon immediately orders the SWAT teams to close in on the Bank. 4:46 P.M – Inside, the Joker and his lone henchman have taken the uniforms of the security guards and simply stood between an opened back door and the adjacent wall until the rest of the police have come in. The Joker was last scene on security camera exiting the bank at his leisure humming, “When the saints go marching in.” Winner: THE JOKER The Joker could not be reached for comment following the exchange, but it’s safe to say that this one was a blow-out. Superhero Battle Rules: One hour time limit. Rendering opponent immobile for longer than 3 minutes constitutes a win. Players may forfeit at any time by discarding their weapons or removing their masks. Who will win? Stayed tuned!
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